There’s an asteroid the size of Montana heading toward Earth and if it hits us, the planet is over. But we’ve got one last-ditch plan. We need a team to land on the surface of the asteroid, drill a nuclear warhead one mile into its core, and get out before it explodes. And you’re just the liberal arts major we need to lead that team.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P.J. O’Rourke (via libraryland)
The literary equivalent of wearing nice knickers in case of sudden death by bus.